In the midst of hunger, confusion and uncertainty, Nigeria’s renowned grammarian and former member of the House of Representatives of Nigeria, Patrick Obahiaghon has made the headline again, and this time it’s on President Buhari’s decision to lockdown some states without providing palliatives for the citizens where stealing and several attacks orchestrated by hungry youths has been recorded.
According to him:
“First of all, let me express my displeasure with the maladrus probisis and arrogant impetus that president Buhari is handling this hienius, cankaferus and gigantum covid-19.
“Secondly, our economy is in a cankarus oricus and dictustic kukus.
“I am maniacally bewildered, overwhelmed and flabbergasted at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that has characterised the latest news about this virus, culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery pokery of homo sapiens flaunting their incompetence and odiferus looting of the donations made by well-meaning homo sapiens”.
“Instead of achievements stemming from donations to provide palliatives for the citizenry in preparation of the tormentous lockdown, it is a veritable bugaboo that the funds have been looted, houses set ablaze by fiery and machiacus fires and Nigerians are in a state of wankum officus. This must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens!
“I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistopheleancabal in the country? With this state of affairs, I dare say that the future of our dear nation is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrous terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic, lugubrious and this has to stop!”